Bakterian

We build mobile apps that spread themselves. Engineered to go viral, designed to stick.

Apps That Spread

Every app we build carries its own distribution engine. Growth isn't bolted on — it's baked in.

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Broooooo

Live

Communicate with your Bros using primitive sounds. No text, no emojis, no typing — just raw, primal audio. The most stripped-back social network ever made. Only Bro.

  • Primitive sound-based communication
  • Ultra-lightweight — just 1.2 MB
  • Free, no ads, no tracking
  • Designed to be passed around
Download on the App Store

Odyssey

Coming Soon

Your martial arts journey, leveled up. Starting with BJJ and ne-waza, Odyssey is the self-improvement companion that turns every session on the mat into measurable progress.

  • BJJ & ne-waza technique library
  • Progress tracking & belt roadmaps
  • Training session logging
  • Community challenges & sharing

Built to Spread

Bakterian is a mobile-first product studio obsessed with one thing: organic distribution. We believe the best apps don't need billion-dollar ad budgets — they need mechanics that make sharing irresistible.

Every product we ship is built around viral loops from day one. We study how ideas spread, then we engineer apps that move the same way — person to person, group to group, like a benevolent contagion.

We're small, fast, and deliberate. Based in Wyoming, building for the world.

  • Viral by Design

    Distribution is a feature, not an afterthought. Every screen, flow, and interaction is a potential growth vector.

  • Radically Simple

    Strip it down to what matters. If a feature doesn't drive engagement or sharing, it doesn't ship.

  • Move Fast, Measure Everything

    Ship weekly. Instrument obsessively. Let the data tell you what spreads.

Let's Talk

Questions, partnerships, or just want to say hey — we're all ears.